March 12, 2017
The boys "translate" for Tessa but only for their own gain. And I can actually understand what she is saying most of the time so I know they are lying. Example:
Me: Tessa, are you done playing with that toy?
T: No
B: She said I can have it.
Me: um... no she didn't.
March 25, 2017
*I am getting into bed and trying to straighten the covers.*
Jason: You're giving away all the hot dragon spots.
Me: What?
J: You know, all the ones you requested.
Me: What are you talking about?
J: I am not making any sense. *rolls over*
Me: *feels confused* I know you're not.
It was then that I realized he was talking in his sleep.
April 3, 2017
B: You are Mommy Katie Webre but Daddy calls you Babe! And that is silly.
April 7, 2017
Tessa threw up just a little bit on the chair. She looks at it and said "Uh oh, spilled, Momma."
April 11, 2017
C: Mom! What is all over your face?
Me: It's called a face mask.
C: Why?
Me: It's to make my face look pretty.
C: Oh. You look like a monster!
April 24, 2017
Cooper was climbing on the table while I was upstairs. I overheard Bennett tell him that if he got on the table again, we will have to eat him. (He was totally serious too.)
May 1, 2017
Cooper is pretty convinced that cops "tip" people over instead of pulling them over.
May 9, 2017
B: Cooper! I have a good idea. I can be dead on the love sac and you can be dead on he couch.
C: Oh, Okay!
*they both head downstairs.*
May 9, 2017
Tessa hands me my vitamins (without me asking her to). I take them but don't say anything because I am distracted. As she walks away she said in a matter-of-fact tone "You're welcome, Mom."
May 9, 2017
I just popped my toes. Cooper is very concerned. "Don't do that! Your bones starting to break. You have to be careful." He then starts stroking my toes.
May 9, 2017
B: Mom. My bum burped.
May 16, 2017
I think Tessa has an ear for voices. Every time a Wicked song comes on Pandora she thinks it's Frozen. Which is amazing because it's the same singer for both shows.
The boys "translate" for Tessa but only for their own gain. And I can actually understand what she is saying most of the time so I know they are lying. Example:
Me: Tessa, are you done playing with that toy?
T: No
B: She said I can have it.
Me: um... no she didn't.
March 25, 2017
*I am getting into bed and trying to straighten the covers.*
Jason: You're giving away all the hot dragon spots.
Me: What?
J: You know, all the ones you requested.
Me: What are you talking about?
J: I am not making any sense. *rolls over*
Me: *feels confused* I know you're not.
It was then that I realized he was talking in his sleep.
April 3, 2017
B: You are Mommy Katie Webre but Daddy calls you Babe! And that is silly.
April 7, 2017
Tessa threw up just a little bit on the chair. She looks at it and said "Uh oh, spilled, Momma."
April 11, 2017
C: Mom! What is all over your face?
Me: It's called a face mask.
C: Why?
Me: It's to make my face look pretty.
C: Oh. You look like a monster!
April 24, 2017
Cooper was climbing on the table while I was upstairs. I overheard Bennett tell him that if he got on the table again, we will have to eat him. (He was totally serious too.)
May 1, 2017
Cooper is pretty convinced that cops "tip" people over instead of pulling them over.
May 9, 2017
B: Cooper! I have a good idea. I can be dead on the love sac and you can be dead on he couch.
C: Oh, Okay!
*they both head downstairs.*
May 9, 2017
Tessa hands me my vitamins (without me asking her to). I take them but don't say anything because I am distracted. As she walks away she said in a matter-of-fact tone "You're welcome, Mom."
May 9, 2017
I just popped my toes. Cooper is very concerned. "Don't do that! Your bones starting to break. You have to be careful." He then starts stroking my toes.
May 9, 2017
B: Mom. My bum burped.
May 16, 2017
I think Tessa has an ear for voices. Every time a Wicked song comes on Pandora she thinks it's Frozen. Which is amazing because it's the same singer for both shows.
June 3, 2017
We are headed home from Brigham so Jason bought himself a Coke to keep himself awake and "keep his eyes on the road." The boys in the back seat: "We need a drink too!"
J: You can get a drink when we get home.
C: But we need to keep our eyes on the t.v.!
(They were watching a movie.)
July 1, 2017
The boys call our spare room downstairs the "crack room" because they have a hard time pronouncing the word "craft".
July 21, 2017
I started singing a song from Moana and Tessa informed me: "You not Moana. You grandma!" I asked her if I could just be the mom since Tessa is usually Moana. "No. You be grandma." Awesome.
July 26, 2017
We are headed home from Brigham so Jason bought himself a Coke to keep himself awake and "keep his eyes on the road." The boys in the back seat: "We need a drink too!"
J: You can get a drink when we get home.
C: But we need to keep our eyes on the t.v.!
(They were watching a movie.)
July 1, 2017
The boys call our spare room downstairs the "crack room" because they have a hard time pronouncing the word "craft".
July 21, 2017
I started singing a song from Moana and Tessa informed me: "You not Moana. You grandma!" I asked her if I could just be the mom since Tessa is usually Moana. "No. You be grandma." Awesome.
July 26, 2017
C: Mom, Bennett is being annoying at me!
Me: What was he doing?
C: He was throwing darts at me! Only one time.
Me: Okay... sounds like the situation is under control then.
July 27, 2017
The last few times after I have taken Tessa's hair ties out for the night she will swish her hair around in a model-esque fashion and say "I'm girl!" It cracks me up every time and I have no idea where she came up with it.
August 1, 2017
Tessa is convinced that when she wears rompers it transforms her into Moana.
August 4, 2017
The last few times after I have taken Tessa's hair ties out for the night she will swish her hair around in a model-esque fashion and say "I'm girl!" It cracks me up every time and I have no idea where she came up with it.
August 1, 2017
Tessa is convinced that when she wears rompers it transforms her into Moana.
August 4, 2017
*I put on my bathrobe.*
T: Mom, look! You princess!
August 7, 2017
T: Mom, look! You princess!
August 7, 2017
C: If I exercise, that means I am stronger than trees.
Later while we were outside I saw him sizing up a tree. I asked was he was doing and he told me "nothing". When he thought I wasn't looking he wrapped his arms around the tree as far as they could go and tried to lift it... He was not successful.
August 16, 2017
How Tessa prays lately:
"Heavenly Father, blanket, pillow, water, snuggle blanket, 'punzel, amen."
She points out each thing on her bed as she is saying it.
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